Skating On Thin Ice!
No one could accuse me of being an angel but today Mummy told me that I was skating on thin ice. I have been a little . . . awkward to say the least. They say confession is good for the soul so I am going to confess my sins and hope that Santa Paws will forgive me.
I tipped over my food bowl and then tried to blame it on Basil (I didn’t see that the little hoomans were on the sofa watching me!)
I pulled on my newspaper bedding until it lifted up and then dug till I was underneath it all, then jumped and flicked it out of cage.
During run time I pooped in the magazine rack while Mummy wasn’t paying attention. She didn’t notice and shoed me away from it. Then later discovered my calling card stuck to the back of the TV pages.
Mummy recieved her first Pigmass card today and left it on the floor while she went to investigate the door bell ringing. Some furry may have chewed it and left toofy marks across the top. I couldn’t possibly imagine who did it . . .
I believe there are other sins too naughty to disclose on a family friendly blog but I hope that Santa will forgive me and you will all forgive me too. Whee all have our off days and anyway don’t all the ladypigs love a bad boy?!
What sins have you commited that you need to confess to get a visit from Santa this year?
Posted on December 7, 2012, in Piggy Blogs and tagged animal, animals, baby, blogstar, british, cavies, cavy, cute, funny, guinea pig, guinea pigs, humor, lazy, naughty, pet, pets, rodent, rodents, silly, small furries, small furry, smile, sweet. Bookmark the permalink. 36 Comments.