Saturday Nut Fever!
Instead the winners will be revealed tomorrow. (I said she should try power naps and lots of fresh hay and grass but she just laughed – the cheek of it!)
So today will give you an inside look at my Saturday!
A behind the scenes with your favourite furfriend if you like!
A Saturday In The Life Of Nutty Nut Nutkin!
8:45 – I wake up to fresh food and water nomming a nice brekkie before settling down in fresh hay for a nap.
9:00 – I notice that no piggy has squeaked at Mummy for at leasy five minutes and begin demands for eleven o”clock veggies . . . To no avail.
10:00 – Glare at all hoomans and look half starved and pathetic. It is difficult with fluffy tummy fur like mine but I try all the same.
11:00 – Mummy FINALLY gives us veggies to loud squeaking and popcorning round the cage.
12:00 – After eating veggies, begging for more and having a cuddle I settle down for a lengthly nap.
3:00 – Mummy wakes me for cuddles and lets me run around the living room, if it is cool enough on a hot day, or warm enough on a cold day, I head into the garden for a run around a taste fresh green spaghetti straight from the lawn . . . Al fresco!
5:00 – Mummy checks food and water levels when cleaning out my lovely messy cage and makes it smell all girly. Does she not understand the work I put into smelling this boarly?!
7:00 – Brought inside from run and begin rearranging the horribly clean cage. Kicking out fresh bedding and restocking the poop piles is just the begining!!!
8:00 – Evening telly box time. Mummy lays a blanket on the sofa next to her and whee cuddle up to watch X Factor with her covering my ears when the hoomans begin to sing like strangled cats (apologies to our kitty friends but it is true!)
9:00 – Returned to cage where Mummy makes sure I drink and eat something (as she does with all the others!) and whee get evening munchie rations of hay. Nomnomnom!
9:30 – Loudly drink from the water bottle through the weather a news until Mummy gives up and says night night before heading up to bed.
9:38 – Proud of my accomplishments I wheek my good night to the others and go to bed, dreaming of all the havoc I can wreak tomorrow.
11:45 – Decide havoc cannot wait and proceed to destroy food bowl, throwing it around and tug on the water bottle till it falls off. Mummy not impressed, refixes the bottle and tidies food before rocking me to sleep in her arms.
11:59 – Back in cage I smile sleepily at Mummy. She knows I can’t wait to do it all again next Saturday!!! 😉
What do you do on Saturday?