So yesterday the hooman asked you to take guesses at what I had been up to the previous evening that was so naughty. Plenty of you had brilliant ideas but no one guessed exactly the
mischeif fun I had.
Now I don’t know about you but sometimes I like to pretend to be a hooman. So that night instead of cuddling in my usual spot on Mummy’s lap, I climbed off onto the sofa next to her. She said I was looking extra cute as I snuffled around the cushions. I lay down and stretched myself out to my full length as I’d seen the hooman do before when she wanted to claim a sofa as her own.
Then I realised I was at a slight height disadvantage! So I gently “encouraged” Mummy to get up.
“Now that’s not quite how it happened Basil-“
She was quite happy to move onto the floor and make way for me after a few gentle nudges…
“I think you’ll find I wasn’t that happy about-“
She got up and sat on the comfy floor. The other hoomans were quite accepting of my human dominance also.
“Well with you rumbling, biting my clothes and trying to dig your nose under me and flick up, I didn’t really have much choice! Plus you tried to nip anyone who wanted to sit down on the sofa near you, even though there was plenty of room!”
I don’t know what you are talking about hooman, I was furry comfortable!
Does anyone else like to pretend to be something else once in awhile? What are you up to today?
For awhile now the hoomans have been under the mistaken impression that the sofa belongs to them. Then yesterday they got a super soft and snuggly throw to put on it and I decided there was no better time to make them understand.
So I chattered my teeth at Mummy’s Daddy and nibbled on his trousers till he got up. Then I rumbled at Mummy’s Mummy and tried to kill the magazine she was looking through till she moved to another chair. Finally, I hopped off Mummy’s lap and bit her hard on the thigh. She yelped and jumped to her feet. Before she even had time to scold me, I scurried to the middle of the sofa and settled down, proud of my victory!
Mummy was not impressed by my clearly planned tactical assault but she did take some pigtures for evidence. I still say I did nothing wrong but she disagrees. Apparently I left teeth marks in the magazine and Mummy’s thigh but I deny it all! She was pretty grumpy about it for a good few hours.
She can’t stay mad at me for long though. I’m too cute!!
Have you ever done something furry naughty and put the hoomans in their place? Mummy says I might be the naughtiest piggy she’s ever had!
Happy Monday efurryone. Hope you have a great one whatever you are up to.