So yesterday the hooman asked you to take guesses at what I had been up to the previous evening that was so naughty. Plenty of you had brilliant ideas but no one guessed exactly the
mischeif fun I had.
Now I don’t know about you but sometimes I like to pretend to be a hooman. So that night instead of cuddling in my usual spot on Mummy’s lap, I climbed off onto the sofa next to her. She said I was looking extra cute as I snuffled around the cushions. I lay down and stretched myself out to my full length as I’d seen the hooman do before when she wanted to claim a sofa as her own.
Then I realised I was at a slight height disadvantage! So I gently “encouraged” Mummy to get up.
“Now that’s not quite how it happened Basil-“
She was quite happy to move onto the floor and make way for me after a few gentle nudges…
“I think you’ll find I wasn’t that happy about-“
She got up and sat on the comfy floor. The other hoomans were quite accepting of my human dominance also.
“Well with you rumbling, biting my clothes and trying to dig your nose under me and flick up, I didn’t really have much choice! Plus you tried to nip anyone who wanted to sit down on the sofa near you, even though there was plenty of room!”
I don’t know what you are talking about hooman, I was furry comfortable!
Does anyone else like to pretend to be something else once in awhile? What are you up to today?
So whee may not be known for our style but I think you’ll all agree that whee guinea piggies make excellent scarves!
This is my new favourite place to sit when snuggling the hoomans. Up on their shoulder “parrot-like” as the hoomans say, or tucked behind their head but still up high and able to see everything that’s going on. Mummy calls me nosey pig!
Whee all have our little quirks I suppose. Basil likes to be on your lap looking around. Nacho like to be under your chin hiding from the scary stuff and Noah likes to clamber all over you and then when he gets bored climb off and sit next to you or go exploring.
Where’s your favourite place to sleep or sit?
Happy Tuesday efurryone
Now I am quite an adventure-loving guinea piggy as you may well know, however, sometimes my adventures don’t quite go as planned.
When I go on a bit of a food based adventure and try new things I sometimes end up pulling a funny face I like to call “new-food-face”. Example below:
I like trying new things but it’s not always what you expect! Do you like trying new foods?
Hope you’re having a great Friday!
As you may know, Mummy has been busy with NaNoWriMo and she has been refusing to let us anywhere near her laptop. Whee are in fact dictating this to her from across the room and she and the laptop are behind a protective screen. Is she being overly cautious? Whee think so but she is at pains to remind us of “Buddy-The-Great-Essay-Deleter” of last year.
That is beside the point though. While Mummy has been distracted I have been a tiny terror and I cannot even think of a good excuse this time as they got more photographic evidence. Some of it is a little blurry but it’s all circumstantial, right?
Does anyfurry know the name of a good lawyer willing to be paid in beans? On the upside, the little hoomans now have the perfect excuse to use at school tomorrow . . .
Mummy refuses to see the funny side of teeth marks along the top of the french revolution paper. Spoil sport! She put in new laws; No piggy playtime during homework and no eating little hoomans homework. Mummy is now calling me a naughty little pig. I know she doesn’t mean it. Anyway, if she wants to know naughty she should see the little stack of poops I crushed into the carpet behind the cage!
So about that lawyer . . .
Have a terrific Tuesday efurryone!
ps. This banner was drawn by Mummy because the little hooman was busy but whee hope you like the new Autumnal theme whee have going on!
At first the hooman thought it was a one off . . . something a little funny. Then it happened again and it was an odd coincidence. The third time? Mummy is beginning to think it’s something all piggies do!
When elder piggies (I say elder loosely as Nacho is only a month or two older than me) have had enough of the little ones they tend to jump up on top of pigloos and boxes and hide. Mummy thinks it’s really funny seeing history repeating itself like this.
Unfortunately for Nacho, I’m pretty intelligent and unlike the other times Mummy has seen this I worked out where Nacho was quickly and jumped up to join him. There is no escaping ‘crazy pig’, as the hoomans fondly refer to me as. Why call me ‘crazy pig’? I dash efurrywhere at top speed, finds efurrything exciting and have a squeak to end all squeaks. I’m talking ear splitting here! Mummy recorded this sound clip sitting on the sofa, next to the cage and it sounds like I’m right by it!
As I said, crazy pig!
Anyway, Mummy is working on a Hallo-wheek inspired story today so that might be ready for tomorrow or in a couple of days so that’s something to look forward to! What is efurryone else up to today?
Hmmm whee might have been a little bit naughty when whee were last out having floor time. And whee might have had it caught on film. But whee admit nothing!
Yours, The Very Innocent
Nacho & Noah
I want to go with the hooman to school!
ps. Mummy says the bonding between Nacho and Noah went very well and she will share a video with you about it tomorrow!
pps. There is not much time left to enter our Don’t Parsley Me By Pigture Contest so get yours in!