An EGGcellent Idea!
Sorry, whee had to make at least one egg yolk . . . I mean joke! Well, let me get straight to the point, this wheekend is Easter wheekend. And I am proud to launch our three contests in our Easter EGGstraviganza.
Surprise! What treat would you like to find in your Easter Egg this year? I think most hoomans would want to find me! Send in a pigture of inside your egg. If you need a template there are lots on google. Send your eggs in by 9pm UK time, Saturday 30th March to email@example.com with results being announced on 31st.
The Easter Bunny has fallen on hard times with the recent financial uncertainty. In a bid to raise awareness of his plight whee need you to write a poem about how busy the Easter Bunny is and how hard it is for him right now. You could even make a story of it, about how you save Easter! Please send your poems to firstname.lastname@example.org by 9pm UK time, on Saturday 30th March with results being announced on the 31st.
Our third and final contest is one of our classics. A photo contest! Please send us your Easter themed pet portraits to us. They can be photoshopped and editted, or staged with props and/or costumes. There will be a prize for each category. Whether you are a hamster in an egg box or a puppy in a basket whee want to see! Send those in by 9pm UK time on Sunday 31st March with winners to be announced within the next couple of days. Send them attached as jpegs to email@example.com
Well what are you waiting for?! Certainly not more of my jokes! Let the fun commence!