Mine Mine Mine Monday

For awhile now the hoomans have been under the mistaken impression that the sofa belongs to them. Then yesterday they got a super soft and snuggly throw to put on it and I decided there was no better time to make them understand.

So I chattered my teeth at Mummy’s Daddy and nibbled on his trousers till he got up. Then I rumbled at Mummy’s Mummy and tried to kill the magazine she was looking through till she moved to another chair. Finally, I hopped off Mummy’s lap and bit her hard on the thigh. She yelped and jumped to her feet. Before she even had time to scold me, I scurried to the middle of the sofa and settled down, proud of my victory!


I’m the King of the sofa!!


Mummy was not impressed by my clearly planned tactical assault but she did take some pigtures for evidence. I still say I did nothing wrong but she disagrees. Apparently I left teeth marks in the magazine and Mummy’s thigh but I deny it all! She was pretty grumpy about it for a good few hours.

She can’t stay mad at me for long though. I’m too cute!!

Have you ever done something furry naughty and put the hoomans in their place? Mummy says I might be the naughtiest piggy she’s ever had!

Happy Monday efurryone. Hope you have a great one whatever you are up to. 


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Posted on August 25, 2014, in Piggy Blogs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 21 Comments.

  1. Noah! Hehe, how naughty you are. Naughty Noah whee shall call you furever now. Hehe, not impressed. (Well, maybe a little bit… Fine, a lot. You show those hoomans!)
    The Pigs xx

  2. Teeth marks???? Blame it on the squirrels we say. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. There’s room for me up there. As long as you don’t bite me…..

    Love and licks,

  4. Oh Noah…naughty boy hahaahaha 🙂 looks pretty snuggly though!! hugs Fozziemum xx

  5. Noah it sounds like you made yourself perfectly clear! “THIS IS MY TERRITORY!” – good for you…..it looks like a nice fluffy blankie. ENJOY!

    Hugs, Sam

  6. Noah I think that was a pretty darned clever move!

  7. hahahah you are a funny little guy Noah! it looks a litle like a piggy in a winterwonderland in your first photo :o)

  8. You little ninja piggy – you have skills my friend. I ❤ that! Naughty piggy? There is no such thing as a naughty piggy – nah – I can say that because I'm a fellow piggy. We just have to keep the humans in line – just like you did. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  9. There’s an ancient saying that I’ve just updated. It’s true and get with the program, Noah.
    “Don’t bite the thigh that feeds you”.
    Enough said?

  10. Pets own couches, they’re just kind enough to let us borrow them.

  11. Oh My, you were a naughty little piggy! Ralphie was naughty this week-end and bit Mom too. He was VERY embarassed and cleaned her hand as soon as he bit it. It must have been “one of those” week-ends!

  12. You were a very determined little piggy!

  13. Haha well I don’t blame you, that throw sure looks soft and cosy:-)

  14. Sounds epic Noah….maybe we should fashion you an itty bitty white flag, you’ll want to make friends again before snack time 😀 xo

  15. Good for you. Mom lets us on all of the furniture. She says that we are part of the household and we can go anywhere but the sewing room. She says that it is dangerous.

  16. Well, it IS a very nice throw blanket, and it complements your colors very well.

  17. and naughty you are! 😉

  18. Oh Noah!! That’s very naughty… effective, but naughty!
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups x

  19. **snickurz beehind paw**
    Oh Noah ya shure are a bit notty 😉
    Yer trulee da King of da couch….
    Me notty fingz include punkturin Mum’z legz wif me clawz n poopin on da Vet’z exam table…we shure are creeative aren’t we Noah??
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

  20. And some say piggies never bite! They can if food is involved or they are in a bad mood!

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