Happy Birthday Daddy Hooman

To Mummy’s Daddy,

So wait? You’re how old?!!

Whee don’t always see eye to eye,

You don’t like the mess whee make,

You don’t like that whee poop everywhere,

And try to jump in the birthday cake.

You think whee take up too much room,

You think whee squeak too loud,

And when whee are good for five seconds,

It makes our Mummy proud.

Yes, though whee are not the closest friends,

Let’s put that out of the way,

Because whee want to give you lots of hugs,

To say Happy Birthday!

Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

xxxx

ps. It was Basil that ate part of the South East off the map last year, sorry about that!