My Guinea Pig Rules The Roost
What has he done this time?
There’s nothing that I’ve done so far,
That’s made him toe the line.
He seem to find some pleasure,
In pooping where he pleases,
Down your shirt and in your shoe,
And on your trouser knee-ies!
As for the weeing everywhere,
It doesn’t matter how I protest,
He likes to make the carpet smell,
And put our cleaner to the test.
Has he chewed your button off?
Or ripped a hole in your t shirt?
Or did he make it to the skin,
My word, that must have hurt!
The hay you found in your handbag,
Was probably down to him,
He tends to flick it everywhere,
When he runs about popcorning!
It doesn’t matter what I do,
Or even what I say,
It’s quite clear to see,
At least to me,
My guinea pig rules the roost! Okay!
Posted on January 20, 2014, in Piggy Blogs and tagged cavies, cavy, cute, funny, guinea pig, guinea pig blog, guinea pig blogger, guinea pig poem, guinea pigs, naughty guinea pig, naughty guinea pig poem, naughty pets, pet, pet blog, pet blogger, pets, poem about naughty guinea pigs. Bookmark the permalink. 47 Comments.