My Guinea Pig Rules The Roost

wpid-PicsArt_1383593146452.jpgYou’re here about my guinea pig?

What has he done this time?

There’s nothing that I’ve done so far,

That’s made him toe the line.

He seem to find some pleasure,

In pooping where he pleases,

Down your shirt and in your shoe,

And on your trouser knee-ies!

As for the weeing everywhere,

It doesn’t matter how I protest,

He likes to make the carpet smell,

And put our cleaner to the test.

Has he chewed your button off?

Or ripped a hole in your t shirt?

Or did he make it to the skin,

My word, that must have hurt!

The hay you found in your handbag,

Was probably down to him,

He tends to flick it everywhere,

When he runs about popcorning!

It doesn’t matter what I do,

Or even what I say,

It’s quite clear to see,

At least to me,

My guinea pig rules the roost! Okay!

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Posted on January 20, 2014, in Piggy Blogs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 47 Comments.

  1. BOL funny and we sure knows who rules the roost. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. Does this apply to each and every piggie in the hutch? 😀

  3. Bwahahahhaahh wonderful 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

  4. Love it! No matter what they do or where they do it – they make up for the mischief with those cute faces!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

  5. Ha! Every word of this is true at your house. We all know who is in charge….

    Love and licks,

  6. hahaha it’s always good to have much “hay” in the handbag!

  7. Cute poem! With kitties, we just have kitty fur on our clothes!

  8. Haha, too cute! Every pet has to get into a little mischief every once in a while…Much love, The Scottie Mom.

  9. Bravo!! Great poem, very very true poem. Last night cinnamon our guinea pig was watching TV in the bed with us and ma insisted he stayed on his own blankie since he is a pellet shooter and he didn’t want to. She kept putting him on his blanket , he kept getting off so she said Cinnamon nom mim if you don’t stay on YOUR blankie your going back to your cage. She got told off. He wheeked at her like This is my bed , I will do what I want.
    Cinnamon was put back in his cage.
    The end.

  10. Magnificently ruled by the piggie!

  11. Four times the pigs, four times the poop. Four times the fun.

  12. hahaha you piggies sure know how to be the boss!

  13. So cute! And of course all pets rule the roost. Humans who don’t believe that are just fooling themselves. 🙂

  14. Bawahwhahwhhahhawa loved it 🙂 xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  15. Fur kids rule. We have the hoomanz wrapped around our paws but we let them think they are in charge. Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)

  16. Susan Weinstein and her Scotties, Sidney and Shelby.

    Mom taught for many years,but she never heard My Guinea Pig ate my homework.

  17. Fantastic little rhyme about your little stinker. I think your teacher will absolutely believe you when you show her the evidence and that photo, LOL.

  18. Same here<:) and we lope it.

  19. ”G-Piggiez are cute
    Dey snuggle, play, eat, cuddle
    Who cuud not lub dem?”
    G-Piggie Haiku by Nylablue

  20. hehehe its the same for us bunnies too!,xx Speedy

  21. me finkz ya iz rite G-Piggeiz n Speedy..da furr-ee-er we iz da more da Hu’manz LUB us…
    Havin fur rockz 🙂
    Lub to all of ya frum me Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum xoxoxoxo

  22. 😉 Me waz not in charge when me ferst moved in wif Mum butt she tot me dat me waz alloud to bee in charge…neber knew what dat waz like befur!
    Now Mum sayz me iz ‘bossy n suacey’ 😉
    Me iz so blessed.
    Lub Nylablue xxxxx

  23. MOL/WOL me can eemagin Buddy bein da Deva dere!! He iz such a cutie!
    Mum sayz she LIKEZ me beein bossy cause den she nsoe me iz feelin GUUD 😉
    Lub Nylablue =^..^=

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