No Noah
Mummy says this alot. I don’t know why. It’s always when I’m doing something fun too.
“No Noah, don’t eat my hair.”
“No Noah, bite the bars.”
“No Noah, don’t dig your nose in the food bowl and flick half of it out to find a piece you like.”
I mean, it’s a wonder I get anything fun done with her like that!
Anyway, Mummy wants me to stand trial for my naughtiness.
I’m innocent your honor and Nacho my lawyer is also my character witness! You are the jury. So am I guilty of the crimes I am accused of, or innocent? If I am found guilty, what do you think should be my punishment?
Vote wisely and have a great day!
Noah
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Posted on December 5, 2013, in Piggy Blogs and tagged cute, funny, guinea pig, guinea pig blog, guinea pig blogger, guinea pigs, pet, pet blog, pet blogger, pets, silly. Bookmark the permalink. 60 Comments.
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Ha ha ha! You’re guilty and the punishment will be more noms now 😀
More noms, I think I will be naughty again!
Noah
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I say you’re guilty! Though the punishment should be cuddles and kisses! 🙂
I like this punishment, I think I’ll have to do it again!
Noah
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INNOCENT!! OF COURSE!!!
Of course!!! ^_^
Noah
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My mom promised us carrots ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
day
Then she discovered they were frozen solid and inedible in the crisper drawer.
Whatever you did, can’t be as bad as breaking a promise to Mr. Adorable®.
Benwick Wigglewhiskers
(Side Note, prayers appreciated…pray as if my life depended on it, today it does. This human and her piggies are in terrible trouble for soon having no home at all, and maybe not even each other.)
Oh gosh. What’s happening?!! Hope you are ok. You are definitely in our thoughts. If you need to talk or need anything just ask.
~ Amy
I say you are simply having FUN as any young little piggy would do and you are innocent of the charges…..the only thing you are guilty of Noah is being adorable!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Guilty or cuteness? Guilty as charged ^_^
Noah
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INNOCENT the squirrels done it. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly
Those gosh darn squiggles breaking in!
Noah
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of course you are innocent, you should accuse your mum of being grinchlike at Christmas time :0P
Mean old Mummy. Piggies just wanna have fun . . . or was that girls? I can’t remember!
Noah
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I’m sure it was Piggies!!
No one that cute could be guilty of anything….except stealing hearts!
*puffs chest out* Why thanks you fair maiden!
Noah
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Guilty as charged…punishment..several kisses and a huge bowl of noms 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
A bowl full of noms? I’m going to be naughty more often!
Noah
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You go for it Noah 🙂 xxxxx
Not guilty.
Yay! Someone supports this innocent little face!
Noah
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Lucky for me we have my new sister, so No Emma isn’t as common, it has been replaced with No Bailie most of the time 🙂
Hehehe Mummy said she used to say Naughty Nacho and Bad Boy Basil and Buddy Behave now there is me, No Noah! ^_^
Noah
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You may be guilty, but due to the justifiable nature if the circumstances, should not be prosecuted. Like justifiable homicide, but justifiable nautiness!
Justified because I’m too darn cute! ^_^
Hehehe
Noah
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I spoke to Cinnamon, my guinea pig about this and he said that you can not be tried in a court of law for something that a guinea pig is supposed to do. If such actions were not done then your mom would be worried that you would be sick or something. Those are the laws of the Guineas. He votes its a mistrial. He also states you can not be tried on these actions again for these pawticicular crimes again, its like having a golden ticket according to him.
P.S. He is also a baby so the above may not be accurate but since our Miss Piggy passed away we can not ask her for her opinion.
Hmmm a mistrial! It could work!
Noah
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We think you’re innocent ‘cuz you’re just too adorable to be guilty. Mom is always saying “No Hemingway”, too. Maybe our humans have just changed our names. You are now NoNoah! 😉
I’m No Noah. Nacho is Naughty Nacho. Buddy is Buddy Behave and Basil is Bad Boy Basil!
Noah
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You are guilty of being cute Noah.
*raises paw* Guilty as charged!
Noah
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Innocent – I can see it in your eyes :o)
Mummy says that is a devil-like glint but I’m going to say it’s innocence too!
Noah
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Why Noah…GP’s are SUPPOSED to do those things. It says so right there in all the books about why everyone loves the piggies. And no human court can put you on trial…you mist have a jury of piggies.
Hehehe I think I’m protected. Nacho is furry good at reading law and he is going for a mistrial!
Noah
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Noah is an sweet innocent gpiggy! Wooooowoooooo!
Hehehe of course I am!
Noah
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You MUST be guilty. If the only character witness you can present is a lawyer ….
Hmmm good point. Ummm well he’s a good lawyer and going for a mistrial!
Noah
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ewe guys R sew sillie !!! noah…sinz we due knot see any evidentz…any wear…thiz jury memburr findz ewe knot guiltee oh de crimes yz wuz suppozed ta haz commited…take yur mum ta court for givin ewe a bad rap !!
Yeah, Mummy is ruining my street cred!
Noah
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awww look at these itty bitty faces. Sorry I have been away so long but am back up on friday! Hope to see your little faces soon!
Hehehe thanks for visiting! Whee are pretty good at using our cuteness against the hoomans!
Noah
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We thinkz you is innocent. Such cute little piggies could never do anything wrong. Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)
Exactly, just look at my adorable face and tell me I’m wrong! ^_^
Noah
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Tummt rubs! Definitely vicious tummy rubs!
Tummy*
Tummy rubs sound good to me. I’ll have to be naughty more often!
Noah
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Hmmm. Sounds so familiar – No Godric, don’t go under the bed! No boys, don’t bite each other’s ears! But Godric just turns on his shrimp-eyed charm and mommy forgives him… You guys look like you have charm in bucket-loads!
Those hoomans are always moaning!
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InNOcent!!! And you and Nacho are too dang cute.
Hehehe thank you!
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Punishment shall be five kisses on each of your adorable ears, mwaaaa.
I like the sound of that!
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Innocent just cheeky and thats how it should be!No Naughtieness here!I Sir Speedy Shall challenge any who say other wise!xx Sir Speedy…..hehe
Heheheh Mummy is just going to have to admit defeat me thinks!
Noah
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GUILTY OF BEIN CUTE; INNYCENT OF BEIN BAD…..we sayz ya shuud get more nommiez n treetz n cuddlez….*bangz paw on da table* Court adjourned…let’z get a snack….
Lub Nylablue (wheek wheek wheek…)
Snack break! Yay. I hope you is my judge! 🙂
Noah
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😉 Me got her back Noah…alwayz….nom nom nom…
Lub Nylablue xx