No Noah

Mummy says this alot. I don’t know why. It’s always when I’m doing something fun too.

“No Noah, don’t eat my hair.”
“No Noah, bite the bars.”
“No Noah, don’t dig your nose in the food bowl and flick half of it out to find a piece you like.”

I mean, it’s a wonder I get anything fun done with her like that!

Anyway, Mummy wants me to stand trial for my naughtiness.


I’m innocent your honor and Nacho my lawyer is also my character witness! You are the jury. So am I guilty of the crimes I am accused of, or innocent? If I am found guilty, what do you think should be my punishment?

Vote wisely and have a great day!


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Posted on December 5, 2013, in Piggy Blogs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 60 Comments.

  1. Ha ha ha! You’re guilty and the punishment will be more noms now ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. I say you’re guilty! Though the punishment should be cuddles and kisses! ๐Ÿ™‚


  4. My mom promised us carrots ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


    Then she discovered they were frozen solid and inedible in the crisper drawer.

    Whatever you did, can’t be as bad as breaking a promise to Mr. Adorableยฎ.

    Benwick Wigglewhiskers

    (Side Note, prayers appreciated…pray as if my life depended on it, today it does. This human and her piggies are in terrible trouble for soon having no home at all, and maybe not even each other.)

  5. I say you are simply having FUN as any young little piggy would do and you are innocent of the charges…..the only thing you are guilty of Noah is being adorable!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  6. INNOCENT the squirrels done it. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  7. of course you are innocent, you should accuse your mum of being grinchlike at Christmas time :0P

  8. No one that cute could be guilty of anything….except stealing hearts!

  9. Guilty as charged…punishment..several kisses and a huge bowl of noms ๐Ÿ™‚ hugs Fozziemum xx

  10. Lucky for me we have my new sister, so No Emma isn’t as common, it has been replaced with No Bailie most of the time ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. You may be guilty, but due to the justifiable nature if the circumstances, should not be prosecuted. Like justifiable homicide, but justifiable nautiness!

  12. I spoke to Cinnamon, my guinea pig about this and he said that you can not be tried in a court of law for something that a guinea pig is supposed to do. If such actions were not done then your mom would be worried that you would be sick or something. Those are the laws of the Guineas. He votes its a mistrial. He also states you can not be tried on these actions again for these pawticicular crimes again, its like having a golden ticket according to him.
    P.S. He is also a baby so the above may not be accurate but since our Miss Piggy passed away we can not ask her for her opinion.

  13. We think you’re innocent ‘cuz you’re just too adorable to be guilty. Mom is always saying “No Hemingway”, too. Maybe our humans have just changed our names. You are now NoNoah! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  14. You are guilty of being cute Noah.

  15. Innocent – I can see it in your eyes :o)

  16. Why Noah…GP’s are SUPPOSED to do those things. It says so right there in all the books about why everyone loves the piggies. And no human court can put you on trial…you mist have a jury of piggies.

  17. Noah is an sweet innocent gpiggy! Wooooowoooooo!

  18. You MUST be guilty. If the only character witness you can present is a lawyer ….

  19. da tabbies o trout towne

    ewe guys R sew sillie !!! noah…sinz we due knot see any evidentz…any wear…thiz jury memburr findz ewe knot guiltee oh de crimes yz wuz suppozed ta haz commited…take yur mum ta court for givin ewe a bad rap !!

  20. awww look at these itty bitty faces. Sorry I have been away so long but am back up on friday! Hope to see your little faces soon!

  21. We thinkz you is innocent. Such cute little piggies could never do anything wrong. Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)

  22. Tummt rubs! Definitely vicious tummy rubs!

  23. Hmmm. Sounds so familiar – No Godric, don’t go under the bed! No boys, don’t bite each other’s ears! But Godric just turns on his shrimp-eyed charm and mommy forgives him… You guys look like you have charm in bucket-loads!

  24. InNOcent!!! And you and Nacho are too dang cute.

  25. Punishment shall be five kisses on each of your adorable ears, mwaaaa.

  26. Innocent just cheeky and thats how it should be!No Naughtieness here!I Sir Speedy Shall challenge any who say other wise!xx Sir Speedy…..hehe

  27. GUILTY OF BEIN CUTE; INNYCENT OF BEIN BAD…..we sayz ya shuud get more nommiez n treetz n cuddlez….*bangz paw on da table* Court adjourned…let’z get a snack….
    Lub Nylablue (wheek wheek wheek…)

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