Confessions of Cavy Criminals!
Today whee have been naughtier than usual. So whee are in the ‘dog-house’ as it were. Currently watching the hoomans fussing and cuddling Nutty and Nacho and feeling a tiny bit jealous.
Whee feel that whee must confess our naughtiness to get the hoomans to forgive us so here goes.
Bad Boy Basil
My naughtiness was from early this morning when whee were allowed out in the garden, before it got to hot outside. Mummy was keeping a careful eye on us as it was already quite hot. But obviously not careful enough because one minute I was sitting there in my tent looking angelically up at her and the next time she looked I was the wrong side of the run nomming on a particularly tasty patch of grass!
She made a high pitched very piggy like squeak which I managed to translate into “OMG!” and dropped to her knees and crawled commando style towards me cooing and reaching slowly.
Completely cool with this development I let her grab me where she cuddled me close muttering what a bad boy I was. It took her less than a minute to find the small gap I had dug out and squeezed under the run. Considering how chubby I am getting she was impressed I had managed to fit.
She borrowed a plank of wood to block up the gap and checked carefully for anymore before flopping onto the garden bench with a huff. She is not as impressed by my Houdini antics in the garden as she was inside when I broke out of my cage! Sorry Mummy!
Bit Bratty Buddy
My naughtiness tracks back to yesterday but Mummy only admitted it to her Dad (who is even less impressed than her!) today. The hoomans have been enjoying the sunny weather and discussing where they would go on holiday this year. I do not like the hoomans going away. Even though I get the bestest love and care from our holiday hoomans I miss my Mummy a lot.
So you see my crime has the best of motivations!
They had maps and brochures everywhere so when I had my floor time I crept up to one and within seconds I managed to tear off most of the South Coast! Try going on holiday now hoomans! I mean, I am very sorry Mummy.
Whee know Mummy will forgive us but whee can’t help being a little naughty sometimes!
Yours, the currently in disgrace
Buddy & Basil
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Hutch A Good Life 
They want to sneak off without you. They got mad at you for sneaking off without Them. Double Standard again.
I know, shocking really. Those hoomans eh?! Sometimes whee wonder if whee were too lax with their training!
Buddy & Basil
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Ooh….sounds like a lot of naughtiness going on in your household. I’m sure your hooman will forgive you, though!
She always does eventually. She knows sometimes whee cause trouble and drive her nuts but whee loves her really!
Buddy & Basil
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Mums care a lot. A little less naughty behavior would help. Stay cool.
Hmmm whee think she has forgiven us nearly. She says the hot weather makes us all a little naughty and grumpy! ^_^
Buddy & Basil
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tsk tsk tsk Buddy and Basil. You are going to have to double time in the snuggle department to make up with the humans. But if you are like me, you know just how to wrap those humans around your little paws 🙂 Am I right? Ya’ll are just the cutest little things! XOXO – Bacon
Whee think the mournful faces and grovelling apology post have won her round again! Yes!!!
Buddy & Basil
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Poor naughty piggies! But don’t you feel better now that you’ve confessed and apologized? Of course you do……how could Mummy stay mad at those cute faces for long anyway???!!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Whee do feel a bit better for admitting it! She lasted maybe half an hour of being really cross with us. Whee knew she couldn’t stay cross for very long!
Buddy & Basil
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You are the cutest criminals, ever! Sometimes, humans mistake fun-loving for naughty. I hope you’re out of the doghouse soon….
Love and licks,
Cupcake
She managed half an hour of being cross before she gave in! Whee knew she wouldn’t last long. Whee think this post helped her know whee were sorry though!
Buddy & Basil
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Naughty piggies! (wink, wink) We commit all types of travesties but we make sure Papa is at work (what’s that?) and Mum’s at this place called “the gym” (sounds dreadful!) If you are caught again just turn on the ole charm and pretend you want to cuddle. Mum always gives in. You’ll usually be sure to get a tasty banana bit or a crispy piece of fresh lettuce. 🙂
XXX OOO
Stevie and Squeaks
Good plan. The hoomans always give in when they see this adorableness!
Keep up the good work fellow piggies in crime!
Buddy & Basil
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Naughty piggies! I’m with Mum… you must have scared her something awful by tunneling out of your tent!
She was really scared. She thought I was going to run off down the garden or under a bush and she’d never see me again. Fortunately I had decided it was to hot to bother with all that but it did give her a nasty moment.
Basil
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Oh you boys are naughty!! Your hoomans going away isnt that bad though because you get to come and spend time with the gorgeous US!
Piggy kisses,
Poppy and Clover
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Whee know, whee just like causing trouble! heheheh
Buddy & Basil
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Uh oh piggies! That Basil sure is a little escape artist hehe. I’m sure your hoomans can forgive you, but it’s nice to apologize 🙂
Whee are pretty sure whee have been forgiven. Whee got munchie hay and veggies!
Buddy & Basil
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Running away makes life worth living. I have to live with my brother Harville in a box with very high walls. He’s great and all, and we have a lot of fun, but I enjoy changing it up a little and trying to jump into other cages to visit my mama and sister or my daddy and my other brother Benwick. For some reason my mom gets all bent out of shape over this. Look, I have a mohawk and am almost bigger than my grandma ever was even at thirteen weeks. A pig’s gotta do what a pig’s gotta do. Gotta kerp the humans in line. If we don’t train them right it just causes so many more problems later.
Frederick
The hoomans need to understand one thing
*ahem, starts singing*
~ Oh hooman dear you know you’re still number one
But piggies, they wanna have fu-un! ~
Buddy & Basil
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I don’t sing. I am an ar-tist. I am going to be a very big pig when I grow up, so I need to practice my quiet dignity and withering stares now. Singing is for my runty siblings Benwick and Sophie. You may sing though, if it’s your thing.
Have you mastered the “Don’t patronize me,” look yet?
Frederick
Nacho definitely has. The hoomans are always saying how snooty he looks. He is a baby and has a good frolic around now and then but a lot of the time he has his nose in the air!
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Some really nice jewelry was heisted over there somewhere and you seem to be a tricky piggy. You don’t have some sparkly stuff tucked under your straw there do you?
*coughs* Whee know nothing of this! Anyway what whee piggies do with jewelry? Sell it off to the highest bidder and buy lots of veggies?! I mean it’s not like whee would mistake gold carrots for real carrots and heist it . . .
Yours, the innocent
Basil & Buddy
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I just found this blog, I LOVE IT! I love animals, and these piggies are adorable, and I love their writing style 😉
Hehehe Thank you so much. Whee are rather adorable if whee do say so ourselves! ^_^
Thanks for finding our blog!
Buddy & Basil
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Hehehe you guys just crack me up with you Naughty cheeky stunts,thats what mum calls Cheek not Naughty!hehehe,xx Speedy
Whee could just claim whee were being cheeky. Not naughty. That explains it all . . .
^_^
Buddy & Basil
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BOL I love it! Just remember to stay safe!
With Mummy in charge whee are almost always safe (well no body is perfect and whee have a habit of naughtiness!). When I escaped it was because she was taking pigtures of the other piggies. I timed my escape well! ^_^
Basil
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Shows her she should be focusing on you more! BOL
I didn’t think you little cute selves were EVER naughty!
Well whee wouldn’t call it naughty exactly . . . more . . . mischievous! Hehehe
Buddy & Basil
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If you were always well behaved your humans would find you boring. As long as you don’t do any harm, a bit of naughtiness is fun 😉
Exactly! Whee are just keeping life interesting!
Buddy & Basil
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Next time, make them offer you a tasty treat before you give in. We don’t want the human to think we’re easy. – Alfalfa
Hmmm good plan. If I can con her out of extra noms I may have to make this escaping a more regular thing!
Buddy & Basil
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Go for it dude! – Alfalfa
My biped says she thinks she’d forgive Buddy quite quickly, but it would take longer to forgive Basil a scare like that!
Hehehe Basil does lots of escaping. Inside and out. Mummy panics less inside as the room is piggy proof apart from the sofas to hide under. She did panic about the garden though. Her Dad has added extra wood to the run to prevent follow up escapes *sigh* Spoil sports!
Buddy & Basil
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We still think you are adorable. Why do our humans think we have to confess when we’re bad? They don’t do any confessing to us!
Whee remember when Mummy forgot our veggies and gave us them four hours late. Whee made her confess on here. Tut tut hooman. She hasn’t forgotten since though!
Buddy & Basil
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Ohh Basil you are such a little trouble maker luckily your too cute for your ma to stay mad at you for too long 🙂
Hehehe. This cute face helps me get away with almost anything ^_^
Basil
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Haha you translated that squeek nicely. It probably was an OMG! I never knew for sure how to proceed when my pets escaped.. you can’t go running over and panicking because that just scares them off! But you don’t want to give them time to go further either! D:
Mummy has had some practice as I like escaping. The trick is to make your self as low and small as possible and move slowly towards us!
Basil
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Hehe incognito styyyle 😀
You have a good mum Piggys 🙂 x
Whee know. Whee just like to keep her on her toes!
Buddy & Basil
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Yow Buddy n Basil…ya shure got in trubble B-I-G time!!! Me haz dun ‘Houdini’ out of me Condo n Mum waz almost hissterical….but she kept calm n talked baby talk n den scooped me up n took me in da apartment…aka da ‘doghosue’ for dat day!
Shredding da map seemz like a guud idea to me!!! I have bin known to scratch n shred to keep Mum at home too……..
Hopefully ya both get outta da ‘doghouse’ fer da weekend!!!
Lub n nose kissez frum Nylablue xo
Whee think she has forgiven us! Finally! She just doesn’t like being worried about us or explaining out naughtiness to her Mum and Dad! Hehehe
Buddy & Basil
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Me iz glad dat Mum furgave ya all…me knew she wuud….wif yer sweet facez n gentle eyez how cuud she resist ya?? 😉
Nylablue xo
Uh oh guys! but I’m sure mummy will forgive you in no time 🙂
She forgave us pretty quickly but she has too because you never know when whee will be naughty next!
Buddy & Basil
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You’re too cute to be bad! I just know you’ll be forgiven!
It didn’t take long! Mummy never manages to stay cross!
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