Why Are Whee Waiting?!
“Heya Buddy Budkins! Are you waiting for something?!”
(I can’t help the ridiculous nickname she used, some hoomans just don’t respect that I have a reputation to protect!)
“Of course. My vegetables woman, where are they?!” I wheeked back loudly, climbing the bars.
“But it’s not 11 o’clock silly boy! Not veggie time yet!” she laughed.
“Does this face really look like it cares for your cruel time-telling devices lies about whether it’s stomach needs feeding?!” I wheeked back in outrage.
Clearly persuaded by my powers of argument (and the fact she needed to go out and do some food shopping soon) she fetched the vegetables with only a small amount of naughtiness in only giving us two veggies instead of our usual three. However whee forgive her because whee got to have the left over carrot tops and broccoli stalks from the hoomans dinner, whee always wheek in case they are cooking something that might have left overs for us! Yummy!
What’s your favourite snack? Do you have a silly nickname your hooman thinks is cute? It can’t be worse than Buddy Budkin, Buddy Battenburg bottom (named so for the neat markings on my fur), Buddy McFabulous or Prince Buddy Buddington! (All real nicknames Mummy uses!)
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