Don’t Let The World End Before Breakfast!
So basically, I have missed all of the build up to this day. While others have been building safe pods, or rings of protection round their village (or even finding their nearest UFO taxi base, Easy!) I have not known a thing about it.
The first I knew of it was during my pre-breakfast cuddle. While one little hooman fetched our food the other cuddled me. Mummy grabbed her camera and said nochantly, “A few quick pigtures before I go to work . . . Afterall, the world is supposed to end today so who knows if whee will see each other again!”
I was horrorfied. What did she mean the world was going to end?! I hadn’t even had breakfast! The little hooman tried to tell me about the Mayan Calender but I was so distraught I couldn’t absorb it.
They put me back in the cage and I comfort ate a larger breakfast than usual. Then I slept through to midday to recover. When I woke up I had lunch and slept that off too. By the time I woke up, the little hoomans were back from school and helping clean out my cage. I fretted all through floortime and when Mummy got home I ran to her squeaking.
“So I guess the world isn’t ending,” she laughed ruffling my fur then going to fetch dinner. I had worried all day for nothing. I am of course leaving this until just before midnight to post just so I can be sure.
If you’re reading this whee live to see another breakfast. And Pigmass is nearly here so hopefully you are all ready!
Have a great Saturday. Like me, be thankful whee are still here!
EDIT – Favourite Joke Of The Apocalypse!
News Flash! : The Mayans have just turned over the calender and found another 2012 years on the other side. They say they are, “Sorry for scaring anyone!”
Posted on December 21, 2012, in Piggy Blogs and tagged animal, animals, baby, blogstar, british, cavies, cavy, christmas, cute, funny, guinea pig, guinea pigs, humor, naughty, pet, pets, photo, photos, rodent, rodents, silly, small furries, small furry, smile, story, sweet. Bookmark the permalink. 25 Comments.