Easy To See!
Well Miss Mollie has been found. Though in a shocking turn of events it would seem that she was never actually missing. She had run off to elope in Las Vegas with our good friend Easy Rider. The whole thing was shocking but you can read how the tale ends here.
Our dear friend Lady Litchi appears to have come off quite badly in this. Discovering her on off boyfriend had eloped would be a shock to anyone but now he is getting a divorce and grovelling for forgiveness. (though as yet whee don’t think he has been nearly grovelly enough!) On an upside, Doggy (who has been proven innocent to kidnap, though not much else!) invaded France and gave it to her!
In fact it is Easy who has come off worst with his credit card stolen by Elvis (you need to read the post to understand) and the divorce. And now the CIA (Cavy Investigation Agency) are going to be suing him for wasting piggy time. Whee believe the current total is 1001 lobsters!
With all this excitment I felt the need to relax and unwind a little on the way home from the exhausting search/adventure, so whee stopped off at the beach. Here are my holiday snaps:
What are your feelings on this scandal? And how do you like the beach and my rather impressive beach ready body?!
Nutty
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Posted on September 23, 2012, in Piggy Blogs and tagged beach, cavies, cavy, dog, funny, guinea pig, pet, pets. Bookmark the permalink. 26 Comments.
Hutch A Good Life 
The whole ordeal made me very nervous. I’m happy it’s all settled down. Good luck collecting on your lobster fee.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
It was a bit hectic, wasn’t it?! But still what an adventure! Whee expect the payment any day now!
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Me is very happy yous guys was on the ball!
But me has been busy. Me has gots to goes and reads about it!
Kisses
Nellie
It has been very busy and confusing! 😉
But whee are all sorted now!
Nutty
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Nutty, your beach body is just perfect.. Shame we are forcasts with days and days of rain 🙂 You guys deserve a well earn’t rest.. I don’t know what happened to the lobsters..I think Easy ate them! Pop over and take a look at the wonderful pigtures of yourselves 🙂 and wez made you a nice award 🙂 xx00xx
Oooo an award! Whee will be right there!
Nutty
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Piggies, it’s all over, your veggies are safe now. Mollie received her punishment and you your own country. Everybody is happy now.
Well as long as Mollie is home safe, our veggies are safe and whee have our own country whee would count that as a successful adventure. Whee should do it again sometime!
Nutty
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I think I need a lie down after reading all about the good work you guys have done! Be sure to take a well deserved holiday, which I think Easy should pay for!!!
All the spa treatments and the theraphy to recover is going to cost a fortune. Whee hope Easy gets his credit card back soon! (He’s going to need it!)
Nutty
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I’m sure we all wish we had beach bodies such as yours! You piggies certainly did a remarkably good job reporting all the news.
Litchi is always happy to receive gifts, especially when they are Countries loaded with good food and WINE!
Lady Litchi shall be throwing a Meandering Mollie Party, in honour of all the wonderful animals of the world that assisted in this traumatic adventure. Your official invitation shall be forthcoming.
In the mean time, enjoy your holiday – you certainly need to wind down after all that!
Whee have decided Easy must pay for our holiday as well. After all he and Mollie caused all the excitment in the first place!
Whee look forward to Lady Litchi’s party from where whee are relaxing in nests of hay and cosy fleece blankets!
Nutty
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I am not happy! The Pyrenees will never be part of Doggy’s kingdom…
Oh dear! You can share our land if you want!
Nutty
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Thank you, that’s very kind of you, but I think Doggy and I have now reached an agreement and The Pyrenees are mine.
Hooray! What will you ask your subjects to refer to you as? Whee are all King’s and Prince’s!
Nutty
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I hadn’t thought about that. Queen Clowie has quite a nice ring to it, but I think I need something less formal as well.
Her Magnificience, Queen Clowie!
Nutty
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Dear piggies, the lobster never arrived my castle… wherever they are, I think it would be very stinky there because the lobsters are now some days out of water…I love your kite picture, thanks for make me laughing today!!!!!!!
Ah well, whee don’t much like lobsters anyway! Glad you liked me and my kite!
Nutty
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Concatulations on getting your own country out of the Great Doggy Wars – I’m quite excited to get “Samalia” myself. You did a magnificent job of reporting the action AND I think you should have an all expenses paid break from it all courtesy of Easy. As for the beach bodies – you boys look fantabulous hanging out on that beach relaxing and showing off your hunky piggy bods for the ladypigs….It’s obvious you guys lift weights (heavy carrots perhaps??) to keep in shape!
Kitty Hugs and see you at the Party at Lady Litchie’s!
Sammy of Samalia
Well whee do our best to stay fit! 😉
Enjoy your land! Maybe whee should all go on a holiday together some time.
Nutty
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Love love love your antics. Great photoshop work. As for pigs in love, well you just have to smile.
Mummy was really proud of the pigtures because she took them and learnt how to photoshop by herself! As she isn’t all that good with computermabobs this is quite an achievement!
Nutty
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I’m looking forward to being your neighbouring monarch:-) I look forward to many peaceful relations between out two great nations 🙂
Long Live The Pigs . . . And Misaki as well!
Nutty
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