Ransom, Revelations & Lobsters
Well it has been busy today! To see how whee got here please skip back and read the previous post.
Basically Mollie HAS been kidnapped. The kidnapper, using the rather anonymous title ‘The Dognapper’ has declared a ransom of 1000 lobsters. Why lobsters? Whee are still unsure. Live lobsters maybe to create an under the sea army? Cooked ones for a fancy evening meal? It is all speculation at this point.
With no certainty about Mollie’s safety (and Doggy’s threat of war endangering animals and vegetables everywhere!) whee have had to contact the CIA (Cavy Investigations Agency) who have sent four of their best agents.
Agent N1BBles,
Agent NU77Y,
Agent 8UDDY and
Agent 8A51L.
This crime fighting quad will soon have things sorted. They are experts. Silent and deadly as ninjas! Very handsome and brave and amazing. Obviously whee cannot reveal their real identities but whee did get the below pigtures of three of them parachuting in and one of an Agent deeply focused as he searches for Mollie in a toy box.
Whee also have three pigtures of evidence. Mollie’s proof of safety before the meal at Doggy’s castle, Mollie leaving Doggy’s castle and the Ransom Note. Whee are working round the clock to work out how to get Mollie back (as are the great team across the blogosphere as mentioned in the previous post!)
If you have any information relating to the investigation, please contact us.
Your Reporting and certainly not Agent Piggies
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
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Posted on September 22, 2012, in Piggy Blogs and tagged cavies, cavy, cute, dog, dogs, funny, guinea pig, guinea pigs, kidnap, lobsters, ransom. Bookmark the permalink. 23 Comments.
Hutch A Good Life 
Wow, you are brave cavy agents – skydiving and all!! With a team like yours on our side, we will definitely find Mollie soon! Go piggies Go!
They are rather impressive!
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Me and Nellie will keep our ears and eyes open and look out for Mollie. We are super sluths. Love Nellie and Jasper
With all these pawesome furries searching for Mollie whee will find her in no time! No pixelated stone will be left unturned as whee hunt her down across the blogosphere!
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Piggies,
Thanks for your efforts, but troops are marching to France, we suspect that Easy has taken her, if you have relatives in France or any veggies you want from there act now, tomorrow will be too late.
Easy?! Oh goodness! Whee must alert French Bloggers to run and hide before any fighting happens. And send someone to rescue a food called ‘cheese’ they have there which Mummy loves soo much!
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Were off to France tomorrow guy’z wez fink we nose where she iz…Pawz crossed wez bring her home tomorrow xxx00xx
Why do furries say paws crossed? If whee crossed our paws whee would just fall over. But whee will be there anyway! Whee will save Miss Mollie. Afterall she gave us alfafa treats in a prize so therefore whee are her slaves! Alfafa addicts! 😉
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Where is my furriend Mollie?
Honestly, whee are still on the trail. But whee have good vibes about tomorrows trip to France in our search for her.
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You piggies are super-brave. This whole thing gives me the heebie-jeebies!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Whee aren’t that brave but those agents have nerves of steel!
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Wow – good thing there are still agents in the world who love names with numbers in them – very double-o-seven of them… 😉
James Bond has got nothing on us . . . I mean nothing on the agents. Yep. That’s what I meant to say . . .
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Little Freudian slip there, hmmmm? 😀
Awww the piggie-airforce…and the navy too …good luck captain Basil :o)))
They are the very best. Whoever has Miss Mollie had better watch out. . .
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You guys not only did an incredible job of reporting this dastardly deed involving Mollie, but having arranged for those incredible CIA agents to help find Mollie was a stroke of genius! With everybody pitching in, no doubt Mollie will be back home safe and sound quite soon!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
That’s the plan!
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So glad we have you guys on our side 🙂
You are pretty lucky whee knew who to call in and that they had four of their best agents available!
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You guys are the best..Pop over tomorrow ( monday) have some thing for you 🙂 xxx00xx
Ooooooooh whee are intrigued. Whee will be these!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
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