Exclusive! Kidnap Or Kisses?
That’s the question on efurryone’s lips right now as a situation which started off innocently has escalated into a WWIII (Woof War 3!) or possibly hostage situation!
It began with one blogger, Doggy, claiming that he deserved more than he had been offered in Paw Tokens being offered by Miss Mollie of Mollie’s Dog Treats. Mollie answered that the rules were clear and after a ruling by Judge Sammy and will the help of Misaki (The Lawyer) and the Lovely Lady Litchi a compromise was reached and a treaty signed.
But then in a shocking turn of events another situation took place. The Post Of Explaination And A New Treaty Proposal. Despite the best efforts of all involved, Doggy then announced war, where it is said snipers were involved!
Mollie asked to see Doggy and the request was granted and Mollie arrived safely for a dinner discussion. Was it romance or rioting in the air? Whee don’t know, but our reporters tried infiltrating the Castle through a system of sewage pipes to bring you the latest! Nofurry could say they aren’t dedicated! Below is a pigture released by Doggy to prove Mollie was safe and well.
However Mollie has not contacted her concerned fur-mily. Where is Mollie now? Doggy claims she has left the castle after their discussions in his usual dramatic way (This quote from Doggy was taken from Mollie’s blog):
This is unacceptable!!
Molliw [sic] left the castle after we reached an agreement. I do not know where she is, she said she was going back to her half burnt village. Somebody is trying to destroy my honor!
Be aware, dark day are coming, I will not hesitate to burn down villages, countries, continents, bringing Mollie back, now we are talking about my honor.
I suggest you look for refuge, this is war!!
So what is happening? Where is Mollie? And do you think our veggies will ever arrive with Mummy’s attention so caught up in this story?
Whee will update you as whee discover more!
Anyfurry with details on the whereabout of Mollie should comment here or email us roominyourheartcampaign@yahoo.co.uk
Reported By – Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
PS. Whee are considering calling the CIA to investigate (That is the Cavy Investigations Agency – A private investigations group with contacts and whiskers everywhere!)
Posted on September 21, 2012, in Piggy Blogs and tagged advice, animal, animals, blogstar, british, cavies, cavy, cute, dog, guinea pig, guinea pigs, pet, pets, photo, photos, rodent, rodents, sad, small furries, small furry, story. Bookmark the permalink. 24 Comments.
Hutch A Good Life 
Little piggies, this is a very worrying situation. I’ve put my deerstalker on to help investigate. We need all the help we can get, so please do call in the experts! We must find Mollie!
Whee are on the case too! You take the East of the Blogosphere and whee will take the West!
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oooh pooor Mollie… hope she is well…
Whee hope so too. Anyfurry with information should contact us as soon as they can.
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Piggies,
Peace is not longer a reality, I’ll bring her back because my honor is being questioned, villages will be burnt to ashes, look for refuge and stock veggies, dark days are upon us.
Don’t hurt the veggies. *begins panic buying from local supermarket*
Whee will find Mollie! Not to worry about Dark Days, whee brought a torch!
xxxx
Why don’t you ask Agent Kozmo and his FBI agents to help. They have many capers under their claws and know a lot. Just a thought
Whee will put that forward in the next discussion. Not sure how this is going to work out!
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Those little piggies can squeeze into secret places for a thorough search. Useful skill.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
And smelly places! The sewers weren’t exactly hygenic. Whee will be reporting them to health and safety!
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Fank youz my little buddies for helpin Mez find Mollie..Wez need all the helpz wez can getz..Will keep youz posted on any new developmentz..in secret by mail..Wez don’t want the kidnapper to know our next move…A broken Alfie xx
Oh poor Alfie. Whee are here for you. Whee will search the entire blogosphere is whee have to, to find her. No pixelated stone will be left unturned. Email us when you know more. Lady Litchi is already helping us via email with the search.
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Getz up early..Wez off to Spain in the morning..pack ya camera and ya little back packs,:) xx00x
Whee are so ready! *prepares pea shooter defence system*
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Great news update guys. It is certainly a most worrisome situation. Veggie stocks are being piled up all over the world, in fear of doggy’s army!
Whee will update as news comes in! *continues panic buying veggies*
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she is being held captive by the evil doggy for PAW TOKENS!!
That was what whee suspected at first but Doggy said she left his Castle alive and well. She just never made it home . . .
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You guys are great to help out…….excellent reporting! I’m heading up to the sky in my FBI hang-glider to see what I can see from above…..we’ll find Mollie I’m sure!!!!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Whee have called CIA (Cavy Investigation Agency) operatives Agent N1BBles, Agent NU77Y, Agent 8UDDY and Agent 8A51L. This crime fighting quad will soon have things sorted. They are experts. Silent and deadly as ninjas! Very handsome and brave and amazing.
Shame whee cannot introduce you but they must protect their identities!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
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Would Doggy be so obvious and (it has to be said) stupid as to dognap Mollie when it was known he was the last one to have dinner with her?
If he is your special agents will quickly find her.
If, as I hope, she has simply popped into a local clinic for a nip and tuck and a detox after Doggy’s dinner, I think she will pop up again very soon and will be embarrassed at Doggy’s global war.
Whee hope she is found soon, safe and well! 🙂
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