Exclusive! Kidnap Or Kisses?

That’s the question on efurryone’s lips right now as a situation which started off innocently has escalated into a WWIII (Woof War 3!) or possibly hostage situation!

It began with one blogger, Doggy, claiming that he deserved more than he had been offered in Paw Tokens being offered by Miss Mollie of Mollie’s Dog Treats. Mollie answered that the rules were clear and after a ruling by Judge Sammy and will the help of Misaki (The Lawyer) and the Lovely Lady Litchi a compromise was reached and a treaty signed.

But then in a shocking turn of events another situation took place. The Post Of Explaination And A New Treaty Proposal. Despite the best efforts of all involved, Doggy then announced war, where it is said snipers were involved!

Mollie asked to see Doggy and the request was granted and Mollie arrived safely for a dinner discussion. Was it romance or rioting in the air? Whee don’t know, but our reporters tried infiltrating the Castle through a system of sewage pipes to bring you the latest! Nofurry could say they aren’t dedicated! Below is a pigture released by Doggy to prove Mollie was safe and well.

However Mollie has not contacted her concerned fur-mily. Where is Mollie now? Doggy claims she has left the castle after their discussions in his usual dramatic way (This quote from Doggy was taken from Mollie’s blog):

This is unacceptable!!
Molliw [sic] left the castle after we reached an agreement. I do not know where she is, she said she was going back to her half burnt village. Somebody is trying to destroy my honor!
Be aware, dark day are coming, I will not hesitate to burn down villages, countries, continents,  bringing Mollie back, now we are talking about my honor.
I suggest you look for refuge, this is war!!

So what is happening? Where is Mollie? And do you think our veggies will ever arrive with Mummy’s attention so caught up in this story?

Whee will update you as whee discover more!

Anyfurry with details on the whereabout of Mollie should comment here or email us roominyourheartcampaign@yahoo.co.uk

Reported By – Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil

PS. Whee are considering calling the CIA to investigate (That is the Cavy Investigations Agency – A private investigations group with contacts and whiskers everywhere!)

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About hutchagoodlife

Tales and adventures from the hutches of British blogging guinea pigs!

Posted on September 21, 2012, in Piggy Blogs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 24 Comments.

  1. Little piggies, this is a very worrying situation. I’ve put my deerstalker on to help investigate. We need all the help we can get, so please do call in the experts! We must find Mollie!

  2. oooh pooor Mollie… hope she is well…

  3. Piggies,
    Peace is not longer a reality, I’ll bring her back because my honor is being questioned, villages will be burnt to ashes, look for refuge and stock veggies, dark days are upon us.

  4. Why don’t you ask Agent Kozmo and his FBI agents to help. They have many capers under their claws and know a lot. Just a thought

  5. Those little piggies can squeeze into secret places for a thorough search. Useful skill.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  6. Fank youz my little buddies for helpin Mez find Mollie..Wez need all the helpz wez can getz..Will keep youz posted on any new developmentz..in secret by mail..Wez don’t want the kidnapper to know our next move…A broken Alfie xx

  7. Great news update guys. It is certainly a most worrisome situation. Veggie stocks are being piled up all over the world, in fear of doggy’s army!

  8. she is being held captive by the evil doggy for PAW TOKENS!!

  9. You guys are great to help out…….excellent reporting! I’m heading up to the sky in my FBI hang-glider to see what I can see from above…..we’ll find Mollie I’m sure!!!!!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • Whee have called CIA (Cavy Investigation Agency) operatives Agent N1BBles, Agent NU77Y, Agent 8UDDY and Agent 8A51L. This crime fighting quad will soon have things sorted. They are experts. Silent and deadly as ninjas! Very handsome and brave and amazing.

      Shame whee cannot introduce you but they must protect their identities!

      Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
      xxxx

  10. Would Doggy be so obvious and (it has to be said) stupid as to dognap Mollie when it was known he was the last one to have dinner with her?
    If he is your special agents will quickly find her.
    If, as I hope, she has simply popped into a local clinic for a nip and tuck and a detox after Doggy’s dinner, I think she will pop up again very soon and will be embarrassed at Doggy’s global war.

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