It is awful Your Honor!
It has come to my attention that a crime has been commited. As you know I have been treated recently for hay mites. Mummy took the chance and put my blankets in the wash. However I discovered today that my well-worn, well-loved blue blankets of beauty are gone! Mummy said she had to throw all but one away and that one needs another wash, so she bought a replacement. I may have been able to handle the injustice had it been exactly the same, but it wasn’t!
It was RED!
Presenting Exhibit A – Me and the aforementioned new blanket.
I was understandably distressed and though I reluctantly cuddled up in the scarlet imposter I long for my old blankies. I leave this final decision of appropriate punishment for Mummy to you, members of the jury and followers of Hutch A Good Life. I trust you to make the right decision.