In Which Bingo Confesses . . .


My name’s Bingo (the handsome first piggy on the banner!) and I’ve decided to come and say hello to you all. That and admit something. I was inspired to confess by another blog which I read about a guinea pig with the same dark secret. Something about me which annoys Mummy. In fact you can regularly hear her calling/huffing/sighing/shouting “Bingo Behave!”

I am a biter.

There. I said it. It’s in the open now. I’m not proud of it but I just can’t help myself. I see a slipper or sock covered foot and its like another part of me takes over. All of a sudden I’m edging over to it and before anyone can protest or try to stop me I have a cheeky nibble.

I thought everyone liked a bad boy but my Mummy says I’m driving her mad! Shame. I consider it almost an addiction. I can’t seem to stop myself. I have looked but they don’t seem to have ‘Foot Biters Anonymous’ for guinea pigs with problems like mine.

I think my Mummy is just going to have to learn to deal with my issue and see that its nothing personal!

She did get me a load of willow twigs to chew on . . . But its not the same! There’s no howl of surprise from the twig or attempt to run away. Such a let down. Mummy’s going to let us have some floor time now so I’d better go. I hope she remembered to wear her fluffy socks . . . They taste the best!


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Tales and adventures from the hutches of British blogging guinea pigs!

Posted on April 26, 2012, in Piggy Blogs and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Aww Bingo- tell that horrid mummy that at least you dont chew her- ha ha!

  2. My bro Benji is a biter!! I’m glad he doesn’t bite socks though since my mom always mistakes me as a sock she left on the floor!! He bites pigs – except me b/c he likes me :-). You’re funny, Bingo!

    • Thank you, I’m here all night 😉

      I don’t know what it is about socks but they really appeal to me. Just thinking about them makes me want to chatter my teeth and do zoomies round the cage!


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