How dare ye’ wake the sleeping beast?! So one minute I am fast asleep and dreaming of the sky raining carrots and the next I find a clicky-flashy-camera box poking in my cage. Apparently Mummy did a similar thing to Basil and got a cute pigture of him doing his waking up yawn. I was of course angry. I restrained the adorable yawn I felt coming and rumbled crossly at her, chattering my teeth with all the fury I could muster.
It would seem I was not scary enough though as she just took this pigture and, laughing, said I could use it on the blog tonight. The cheek of it! Does this face look impressed?! I think not.
I need tips on how to be more scary and intimidating. Teeth chattering, rumbling purrs and glaring don’t seem to work anymore. What do you recommend efurryone?!
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I don’t think you could be scary if you tried! xoxo
I was trying. Trying really hard too!
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Sorry, Nutty. I can’t help you. I have no idea how to be scary. When in doubt, I usually give kisses.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
The cute deciever trick . . . ? I like it!
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Me and Nellie think that you couldn’t be scary, if you tried, You are too cute, Nutty. Love Nellie and Jasper.
I was trying to be scary! Clearly it did not work!
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You have to develop a great grrrrrrrrrrrrowl.
Grrrrrrwheeky. Are you scared?! Did it work?!
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
Raffles manages to scare people because he is HUGE. To be honest, you get more cuddles and treats being cute than being scary so be careful what you wish for.
I go for the uber-cute for the cuddles and spoils
Ok then. Cute and cuddly boys . . . cute and cuddly!
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Laser Eyes! Yous needs Laser Eyes!
Kisses
Nellie
A good idea. Laser eyes will intimidate anyone into being nice to me.
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If possible tweak the corner of one lip up just a bit and furl you brow…works for me.
*frowns face into a strange expression* I don’t think it is working for me!
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I’d try a growl or if you do a bark that will throw her completely!!
She would not know what hit her. Lets give it a go . . .
Wheeeeeywoof
Ummmm, I think I need a bit of practice!
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Very scary! You’ll get there pal, you are very talented and if anyone can do it it is you guys!
Hmm…..I think you’re too adorable to be mean…..I think the truth is that you DO get more snuggles and treats when you’re adorable and cute than when you’re mean and bitey-bitey or growlie!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
I do appreciate the treats but it is the bothering me while I try to sleep that gets to me!
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That flashy beast is everywhere but my Mantra is,,,,,,,,No Treat No Pose. Have a wonderful Wednessday.
Best wishes Molly
Exactly. Whee want treats before pictures, not having pigtures and nothing for us!
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Just add a squeal and you’ll be scary in no time!
Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
Wheaky wheeky wheeeeeeeel. Like that?!
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Maybe you should adopt a scary mask?
Hmmm sounds like a good plan as apparently my normal face is not scary enough!
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you could try lazer eyes
I think I would do the laser eyes if I can!
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Maybe if you grew a little moustahce??
A twirly moustache?! Hehehe!
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As cute as you are we don’t think you will ever accomplish being scary and intimidating. Hugs and nose kisses
*sigh* Some things are just not meant to be.
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