How dare ye’ wake the sleeping beast?! So one minute I am fast asleep and dreaming of the sky raining carrots and the next I find a clicky-flashy-camera box poking in my cage. Apparently Mummy did a similar thing to Basil and got a cute pigture of him doing his waking up yawn. I was of course angry. I restrained the adorable yawn I felt coming and rumbled crossly at her, chattering my teeth with all the fury I could muster.
It would seem I was not scary enough though as she just took this pigture and, laughing, said I could use it on the blog tonight. The cheek of it! Does this face look impressed?! I think not.
I need tips on how to be more scary and intimidating. Teeth chattering, rumbling purrs and glaring don’t seem to work anymore. What do you recommend efurryone?!